Honestly, I don’t have any hot takes on world issues right now that you can’t find someone yelling more loudly and incoherently on Twitter. So I’ll bypass that right now. It’s amazing, though, how much culture you miss out on when you have several kids and a job. I haven’t seen a movie in the theaters in well over a year, maybe two. I couldn’t tell you the last time I watched a TV show. I was into the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel for a while on Amazon but then something happened with a kid or something and I don’t think I even finished the first season. It took me a few weeks to figure out that Post Malone was a person and not a meme or something.

This has been dad-bitching, brought to you by me. How about some links?

• We can take the “end of the month” and push it back a few more days: City expects to announce the club’s new head man (or woman) by the end of the week.
• 2019 USL entrant Birmingham Hammers are bringing former Louisville City striker Chandler Hoffman, a Birmingham native, home as their first ever signing.
• FC Cincy signed Portland Timbers’ Fanendo Adi and Fatai Alashe to finish out the 2018 USL season and lead them into their inaugural MLS campaign.