Writing these things is usually fun for me because a) I can write about basically whatever I want and b) you are all powerless to stop me. Obscure history? Etymology? INCONVENIENT TRUTHS? You get ’em all here at Louisville Coopers Dot Com, plus the occasional story about soccer. But today, I’m in a quandary. I have hit writer’s block. This happens fairly frequently, honestly. I’ll wake up early in the morning or sit down kind of late at night to write this post and just blank out. Stare at the empty text box where my insightful musings ought to be. In an effort to combat this doleful situation, I usually just start writing something random about my kids or dogs or something that’s bugging me until an actually appropriate topic hits me. Then, I delete the inconsequential foofaraw and publish the stuff you readers might actually care about.
That didn’t happen this time. I’m out of hot takes until the purple leadership announces the new manager, or academy plans, or Yoga Night 2.0. Or until something else weird and unexpected happens and I use my unassailable platform to yell about it with impunity. Also, sorry about using some unnecessary words today. It’s not every day I get to type “foofaraw.” What a great word that is!
LINKS:
- USL’s upping expansion fees to $7 million. LOL, remember three years ago when Louisville City got into the league for like $400,000? That’s a hell of a rate of return right there, even though the club’s statement of cash flows probably isn’t fantastic.
- Everyone who was breathing into paper bags the other day over former Jacksonville Armada manager Mark Lowry can calm down: he’s going to the west Texas town of El Paso to
fall in love with a Mexican girlbecome their first head coach and technical director. - We’ll know whether the Rochester Rhinos are truly dead on about September 1.
