STATCAP Pittsburgh: But you already knew that.
Turns out I got bored and decided to write one of these for a game where the numbers going LouCity's [...]
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09, 2017
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09, 2017
Joker’s Tier List – Week 25 vs Pittsburgh Riverhounds
LouCity is really firing on all pistons right now. Last week, I was hoping to see a emboldened offense now [...]
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09, 2017
Morning Links 9.11.17
There probably won't be a STATCAP this week unless I get really bored. There's not a lot to learn from [...]
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09, 2017
City move three points clear following 3-0 over Pittsburgh
Louisville City FC moved clear of the Eastern Conference by three points after their 3-0 win over the Pittsburgh Riverhounds [...]
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09, 2017
Mon GIFs – Lou City v Pittsburgh
Saturday night was definitely alright, seeing fit to deliver a 3-0 Lou City victory on the Monongahela. Tom Foolery bellied [...]
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09, 2017
March to the Match: at Pittsburgh Riverhounds again
WHO: Pittsburgh Riverhounds, 8-8-10, 34 points, 10th place Eastern Conference WHAT: Louisville City's 25th USL league match WHEN: Saturday, September [...]
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09, 2017
Morning Links 9.7.17
Written while folding a metric ton of laundry and watching some guys in the ugliest yet also stupid-expensive clothes I've [...]
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09, 2017
Morning Links 9.6.17
Pretty boring day on the lower division soccer internet yesterday. Nothing but calm, rational, non-finger-pointing conversations being had. US Soccer [...]
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09, 2017
Barrel Proof #128: PS 240 Introduction to Political Theory
This week we forget to talk about soccer and instead discuss the placement of various ideologies on the global political [...]
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09, 2017
Morning Links 9.5.17
If your Labor Day weekend was anything like mine, you have been telling yourself you're "never drinking again" a lot [...]
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09, 2017
Joker’s Tier List – Week 24 vs Charleston Battery
An improved midfield was LouCity's key to grinding out a victory against 3rd place Charleston Battery. Despite being short three [...]
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09, 2017
Abend’s strike gives Louisville City massive win over Charleston in top 3 showdown
Louisville City FC (14-5-5) defeated the Charleston Battery (11-7-8) 1-0 in a top 3 showdown in the Eastern Conference at [...]
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09, 2017
March to the Match: Charleston Battery
WHO: Charleston Battery, 11-6-8, 41 points, 3rd place Eastern Conference WHAT: A home USL match WHEN: Saturday, September 2, 2017, [...]
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08, 2017
Morning Links 8.31.17
Updated playoff projections from Sportsclubstats dot com! Saint Louis FC continues to disappoint, drawing TFC II last night. At least [...]
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08, 2017
LATE Morning Links: 8.30.17
I try to do these daily, but there isn't always a lot to link about. Except maybe videos of cats [...]
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08, 2017
Barrel Proof #127: We’re a Boxing Podcast Now
We actually do talk about Louisville City's games against Harrisburg, Orlando B, and the upcoming one against Charleston. BUT FIRST, [...]
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08, 2017
STATCAP Orlando B: History repeats itself
We've seen this before. I've written this recap before. City dominates the stats everywhere except where it counts: goals scored. [...]
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08, 2017
Joker’s Tier List – Week 23 vs Orlando City B
Teams that lose don't have S-rated players. After a loss, I don't see an S-rated player keeping his spot unless [...]
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08, 2017
Morning Links 8.27.17
Some USL-related links to take your mind off that...game?...last night? Out west, the Real Monarchs continue their inexorable push toward [...]
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08, 2017
Louisville City suffer first home shutout of season in 3-0 loss to Orlando City B
Louisville City FC (13-5-5) was shutout at home for the first time this season in a 3-0 loss to Orlando [...]
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08, 2017
March to the Match: Orlando City B
WHO: Orlando City B, 7-6-11, 32 points, 8th place Eastern Conference WHAT: The second LouCity home USL match in four [...]
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08, 2017
STATCAP Harrisburg City Islanders: Chances abound
Any time you put in five goals against an opponent and give up zero, you hardly need to look at [...]
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08, 2017
Louisville City atop Eastern Conference following 5-0 win over Harrisburg
Louisville City is atop the Eastern Conference for the first time this season following their 5-0 win over the Harrisburg [...]
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08, 2017
March to the Match: Harrisburg City Islanders
WHO: Harrisburg City Islanders, 6-12-6, 24 points, 13th place Eastern Conference WHAT: A mid-week league match! WHEN: Wednesday, August 23, [...]
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08, 2017
Morning Links 8.23.17
It's WEEK DAY GAME DAY! March to the Match will be along shortly. While you wait for my way better [...]
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08, 2017
Barrel Proof #126: Toasty or Gluten Free?
Hoo boy are there a lot of games to talk about. 1-3 against Bethlehem, tonight against the City Island natives, [...]
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08, 2017
Joker’s Player Ratings – at Bethlehem Steel
Chances are good you're already familiar with LouCity Joker. You might not know that he's started publishing player ratings after [...]
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08, 2017
Hamblin: Don’t let the City Islanders make this a trap game
Harrisburg City Islanders: The City Islanders currently sit 3rd from the bottom of the table. They have amassed 24 points [...]
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08, 2017
Morning Links 8.22.17
I'm back! I know you missed me! Power rankings, as always, are dumb unless LouCity is ranked number one. Then they're [...]
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08, 2017
Spencer continues goal scoring run in Louisville City’s 3-1 win over Bethlehem
Louisville City FC (12-4-5) defeated Bethlehem Steel FC (10-10-3) 2-1 Sunday afternoon at Goodman Stadium on the campus of Lehigh [...]
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08, 2017
Barrel Proof #125: STREAMBOAT WILLIE
Something to do with the Cincinnati game I'm sure. Idk, I wasn't there this week. Enjoy!
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08, 2017
Louisville City demolish River Cities rival in front of sellout crowd
Louisville City FC (11-4-5) defeated FC Cincinnati (8-8-7) 5-0 at Slugger Field Saturday night. Niall McCabe, Luke Spencer, Mark-Anthony Kaye, [...]
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08, 2017
March to the Match: Cincinnati again
WHO: FC Cincinnati, 8-7-7, 31 points, 6th place Eastern Conference WHAT: The Dirty River Derby finale WHEN: Saturday, August 12, [...]
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08, 2017
Hamblin: Another big test against FC Cincinnati
After a lackluster away game against red hot Charlotte Independence, Lou City looks to bounce back against another tough opponent [...]
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08, 2017
Morning Links 8.10.17
The USL is returning to Austin, Massachusetts Texas in 2019 at a race track. Yes. Their stadium will be at [...]
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08, 2017
Third time’s a charm? USL is returning to Austin in 2019
First, the Austin Aztex left the Lone Star State for Orlando. Then, the New Austin Aztex couldn't field a team [...]
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08, 2017
Morning Links 8.9.17
Links to distract you from what's looking like the beginning of World War III: As I mentioned yesterday, USL's coming [...]
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08, 2017
Barrel Proof #124: Sean Totsch!
Everyone's favorite North Dakotan joins us this week to talk Charlotte, Cincinnati, USL expansion to Birmingham, and more!
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08, 2017
The USL is coming to Birmingham
Long rumored and oft-discussed on Reddit, AL.com confirmed today that Birmingham will have a USL franchise beginning play in 2019. [...]
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08, 2017
Morning Links 8.8.17
I very much dislike Cincinnati. I lived there, TWICE, and on both occasions left as soon as I was able. [...]
