WHO:

Atlanta United 2, 5-8-16, 23 points, 14th place Eastern Conference

WHAT:

A USL match

WHEN:

Saturday, September 29, 2018, 7:00 p.m.

WHERE:

Coolray Field, 2500 Buford Dr, Lawrenceville, GA 30043

WATCH:

The Coopers are having a watch party at Copper & Kings in Butchertown, so y’all should come to that. But if you can’t because you finally got what was coming to you, you can watch on WBKI 58, listen on 1080 KJK, or stream on ESPN+.

WHO, AGAIN?

Atlanta is bad. Atlanta has already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. They lost to Torontwo. Who does that? (shut up you’re ruining the joke.) They’ve only won five games all season. They’ve lost sixteen. They only have one clean sheet. They’ve given up sixty three goals this season. Sixty. Three. They’ve only scored 29. That’s a team with Andrew Carleton and George Bello on it. YIKES.

And yet, they’ve scored on Morados twice and drawn us once. WTF? Two of the bottom teams in the conference have taken points off City this season. which is not great. Morados have hit another groove recently, and looked very good against Ottawa last weekend. They’ve had a full week of rest. They’ve got a new assistant coach. They’re pretty handsome. There are many good reasons to think they’ll kick ass on Saturday.

But the way this season’s gone against bottom dwellers, we must keep our guard up. City need three points to try and snag second from Pittsburgh. Let’s do it.

VAMOS MORADOS, VAMOS A GANAR