WHO:

Cares? 6-6-6, the mark of the beast, 24 points, 6th place Eastern Conference

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WHAT:

A standard, run-of-the-mill USL match. No big whoop.

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WHEN:

Saturday, July 15, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

WHERE:

Louisville Slugger Field. You know, the baseball field where the Bats play. They use it for soccer now! 401 E. Main Street, Louisville, Kentucky 40202.

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WATCH:

At the game. I mean, if you feel like it. It’s also on TV on WBNA-21, WHAS will have the radio call, and YouTube will have the ever-reliable video stream if you’re a cord cutter/not-afforder. We don’t judge!

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WHO, AGAIN?

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Let’s skip talking about whoever it is Louisville City is playing for a minute and remind everyone that it’s Forecastle weekend. That means if you’d planned on your usual trip down to Slugger Field, free of hip-hop heads, hippies, hipsters, and regular people who like listening to live music in an open sauna, you’re in for a rude awakening. The club is keeping the parking lot just east of the stadium reserved for Louisville City fans and people with tickets, but that’s a limited number of spots. There won’t be a tailgate in the lot on Preston Street.

Soooooo the Black Sheep and Scouse’s House teamed up with Goodwood Brewing and are throwing a block party just down the street where Clay hits Main! It’ll be fun! They’re selling beer, Bruce Jarrett from Saints will have food, and Louisville Water Company will have H2O because it’s gonna be real hot. You should come, it’ll be a great time! Then we’ll all march to the stadium around 6:45ish.

Now, some words about our opponent this weekend:

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COME ON, CITY!