by Taylor Sorrels (@taylorsorrels)
Ok, so no LCFC game this weekend IS a problem. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS BEER AND ENTHUSIASM???!? Hey, we can still watch USL soccer from the air-conditioned comfort of our mom’s basements on the computer or bigscreen via Chromecast while ignoring whatever it is that people do on spectacularly beautiful weekend evenings in Kentucky or wherever. MUST WATCH SOCCERS.
Here’s the USL menu for the weekend:
| Fri,
May 08
|
Charlotte Independence | Richmond Kickers | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
New York Red Bulls II | Harrisburg City Islanders | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
Rochester Rhinos | Toronto FC II | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
Charleston Battery | Pittsburgh Riverhounds | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
OKC Energy FC | LA Galaxy II | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
Saint Louis FC | Wilmington Hammerheads FC | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
Austin Aztex | Real Monarchs SLC | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC | Portland Timbers 2 | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
Sacramento Republic FC | Seattle Sounders FC 2 | ||
| Sat,
May 09
|
Arizona United SC | Tulsa Roughnecks FC |
Two games that are presently piquing my interest are Charlotte v. Richmond, in which I hope a sinkhole opens up in the middle of Rock Hill, South Carolina and swallows both teams whole, and St. Louis v. Wilmington, for obvious reasons like:
- Hate-watching St. Louis!
- Scouting Wilmington for next Tuesday night’s game at Slugger Field!
- Laughing at St. Louis!
- Seeing if the Hammerheads are really as bad as their fans say they are!
- Booing St. Louis!
- Actively cheering for St. Louis to lose, even though that might mean Wilmington becomes more confident when they play us next Tuesday night at Slugger Field, which could be a bad thing! and
- Being confused about who you really want to win this game!
GET IN and See You Next Tuesday! Wait, no, that came out wrong. Looking forward to being in the stands with you on Tuesday, chum!
