Some USL-related links to take your mind off that…game?…last night?

• Out west, the Real Monarchs continue their inexorable push toward eleventy billion points in 2017.
• For those of you super into a soccer concept that rhymes with Dough/Dell, here’s Deloitte’s full report on its viability in America.
• The B team won on Saturday night, but the Orlando A team is going through some things, man.
• The Middle East’s Third Best Website reports that Xavi won a weekly lottery worth millions.