Pour out some coffee for Anthony Scaramucci and his tenure as White House Director of Communications this morning. Cartons of milk have stayed fresh longer than the Mooch’s star-crossed government career. Le sigh!

  • Power rankings are dumb unless Louisville City is near the top, then they’re the best!
  • Many people agree with me that GPS trackers on players add some useful data to inform the coaching staff’s decisions. It’s also a great way to spy on them after practice!
  • Cornelius Gooslebury has an amazing name, and a very nice chart about passing stats. If you’re wondering where Elsie is on this list, only two guys qualify for the >800 number: Paolo DelPiccolo and Kyle Smith. Paolo’s a 79.2% passer with 812 passes, and averages 51 passes per game. Kyle has 806 passes for 73.9%, 47.4 passes per game.
  • This week on “Where in the World is Freddy Adu Playing Soccer?“, Freddy forces his way onto a training ground despite the club manager’s protests.