WHO: Pittsburgh Riverhounds, 0-2-1, 1 point, 13th place Eastern Conference

WHAT: A Round 6 (or 4, if you’re Pittsburgh) USL conference match

WHEN: TONIGHT! Wednesday, April 27, 2016 7:30 PM

WHERE: Slugger Field, 401 East Main Street, Louisville, KY 40202

WATCH: At Slugger with (hopefully) 8,000 of your closest friends! It’s really the only way to go. But if it’s a school night for you because you’re still going through primary or secondary education, you can watch it on MeTV (check local listings, I don’t have cable so I don’t know what it is), or on ESPN3. As of the time of publishing, the YouTube stream was not available.

WHO, AGAIN? Taylor Hamblin’s preview is very good! You should read it! My own two cents: the Hounds really miss Rob Vincent, who is in Orlando now, and it’s easy to see why. They can’t score goals. Good for us!

MARCH: Join us pre-game around 5ish at the Troll Pub for deals on food and Falls City beer, sing some songs, and march with us down Witherspoon to the Stadium at 7 sharp.

STATISTICAL COMPARISONS OF DUBIOUS VALIDITY: The Hoff has six goals on the season so far. The Otters have scored three as a team.

LEAD-PIPE LOCK PREDICTIONS: Chandler Hoffman will score at least one goal, and Scotty gets a clean sheet for a 3-0 Louisville City win!