WHO: Rochester Rhinos 7W-0L-4D, 25 points, 1st in the East

WHAT: A USL match and a chance for Louisville City to avenge a home draw back in April.

WHEN: Saturday, June 13, 2015, 7:05 P.M.

WHERE: Sahlen’s Stadium, Rochester, New York.

WATCH: Join us at our home base (BASEBALL PUN), Against the Grain Brewery at Slugger Field! They stream the games on their big screens for us, and have better beer than you probably have in your fridge. BUT IF YOU MUST, here’s the YouTube:

WHO, AGAIN? Rochester Rhinos. They of one of the ugliest kits and prettiest record in the league. They of the 1990s mascot and 2015 Mourinho-like approach to the game. They of only four goals conceded in 11 matches. Those Rampaging Rhinos. They’re good.

Rhinos are just obese unicorns. Keep on running little buddy, you can do it.

WHO TO WATCH FOR: As I said, Rochester doesn’t give up goals hardly ever. Louisville City is responsible for 25% of their goals against record this season. That said, the Rhinos don’t score a ton either, mostly because they don’t need to. 11 goals so far this season, four by Christian “Pesky” Volesky, and three by Steevan Dos Santos. Keep an eye on them.

KEYS TO THE GAME: Defense. Stay strong in the back like we have all season, and Louisville City can get a result. I know you were probably thinking “Score goals, dummy,” but one great way to piss a good defensive team off is not let them have the ball ever or score. Rochester CAN score, but if they don’t, they can’t win. A road draw wouldn’t be a bad result here for LCFC, but they’ve got to be careful with the ball and make the most of their chances, something they didn’t do in Montreal earlier this week.

GO CITY!