WHO:

Toronto FC II, not many wins, too many losses, not enough points to matter, Eastern Conference

WHAT:

Leg 2 of LouCity’s three-game Canadian road trip, which is probably quite a bit more boring than the road trip to Austin, Massachusetts.

WHEN:

Wednesday, September 27, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

WHERE:

Ontario Soccer Centre, which I assume is somewhere in Canada.

I’d like to vent for a second on American strip malls that use the Anglicized spelling of “Center” in their names. You’re a single story set of concrete block stalls, “Midtown Centre.” There are nicer looking horse barns. You’re not fooling anyone. There is nothing European or fancy about a bunch of abandoned units, a Subway and a dialysis clinic. Stop it.

WATCH:

Again, no idea about a watch party, so belly up to Against the Grain, Great Flood, Saints, Molly Malone’s, Mellwood Tavern, or your friendly neighborhood Applebees and tell ’em to turn on WBNA 21, 790 WKRD, or YouTube. They’ll happily oblige.

WHO, AGAIN?

Angel Cavalluzzo and a bunch of other guys. The human manifestation of Mighty Mouse is the only reason City didn’t score double digits on the Lil’ Reds when they visited Slugger so long ago at the beginning of the season. He’s the only guy to be overly concerned about. No one else matters.

GET THREE MIDWEEK POINTS, AND COME ON, CITY!