Yesterday, Louisville City tweeted out some new branded merchandise available in their physical and online stores: socks and baby clothes. Lest you think I’m getting ready to scorch the team for something like this, I’ve already bought the little dress thing for my infant daughter and two pairs of socks for my kids. I don’t think this stuff is bad, I think it’s great, and I want there to be more! So, instead of working to earn money at my job, I came up with a short list of other things I wouldn’t mind seeing painted purple with a Louisville City logo slapped on it:

  • Cars
  • Camp chairs
  • Yeti coolers, cups, can-coolers, and/or Yeti-knockoffs of the same ilk
  • Hibachi grills
  • Caskets, urns, or other receptacles deemed legally acceptable for holding human/animal remains. You may think I’m joking but this is totally normal in Alabama.
  • Cornhole boards and bags
  • Belt buckles
  • Adult footie pajamas
  • Dog collars
  • Dog sweaters
  • Those funny shoes for dogs that most dogs really seem to hate
  • LouCity Cola. You’d buy it.
  • Slankets
  • Throw pillows
  • Throw rugs
  • Ninja throwing stars
  • Tailgate tents – serious about this one
  • Leggings
  • Pasta
  • Serving trays
  • Truck bed liners
  • Car floor mats
  • Bike helmets
  • Co-branded barbecue sauce with Against the Grain – 10/10 would buy
  • Cake pans
  • Decanters
  • Earrings
  • Booster seats
  • Go-Pro Cameras and camera cases

This list is actually much longer but it’s bad for SEO or something so I cut it off here. If you’ve got more suggestions, tweet them at us at @loucoopers and I might even mention them on Barrel Proof next week.